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Episode 5 The Birds and Bees, the Apple Trees

Theme: Wizard, by Jahzzar; used under a Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported license

Warning: gameplay recordings may and probably do include language and material offensive to some listeners. Ok, many listeners. Listener discretion is advised.

The Aurors take stock of their recent failure and make plans. But first, a trip to a haunted summer camp.

Nils and Sebastian take a visit to a summer camp where a murder has taken place. Who is responsible, the family who run the place? A ghost? Old Man Withers? The answer will shock you.

But the real horror has yet to be discovered - how does this family survive on Egg Beaters, instant mac'n'cheese and Tang?!?

Also, it's probably best not to question too deeply why a single old man who ran a summer camp wanted a true invisibility potion.


This episode was recorded in November of 2013, so let it stand as proof that we beat Adventure Zone to the magical Costco.

I wanted to make more Meatballs jokes this episode, but I'm pretty sure neither of the Aurors would get them.

There's a reason Tim refers to Algarsyf and Cambolo as "Hank and Dean", and it's here, in the report on them.

Tim's story of the destroyed town comes from an event coming up soon in the Amity campaign.

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